tarantula with a rose?
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Universal Grade Change Form
____________________UniversityTo: Professor____________________ From: __________________I think my grade in your course, ___________________, should bechanged from...
Half A Brain
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?A: Gifted!
Men and Situps
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Let’s Swear
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God Quotes
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The dyslexic satanist.
Who did the dyslexic satanist worship?Santa.
A brain goes to a local bar
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A lead hardware engineer, a lead software engineer, and their program manager are taking...
Had too much Christmas cheer?
1. You know you have if you… notice your tie sticking out of your...