The snake and the new glasses
A old snake goes to see his Doctor.”Doc, I need something for my eyes…can’t...
Sword playing
Two bums were sitting on a street curb, bored as ever.Then, one of them...
Moshe Rabbinowitz decides to join the country club…
Moshe Rabbinowitz decides to join the country club near his home. He goes in...
Biblical Ways of Getting a Wife
The Top 16 Biblical Ways To Acquire A Wife16. Find an attractive prisoner of...
Marry You
Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?A: Tell her she’s pregnant.Q:...
Why did the Jews wander in the desert for forty years?
Q: Why did the Jews wander in the desert for forty years?A: Somebody dropped...
Your Momma is so ugly
Your Momma is so ugly that any position is doggy style.
A woman walks into a hardware store…
A woman walks into a hardware store and says “I want to buy a...
Some cute want-ads!
The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT...
A journalist assigned to the Jerusalem bureau…
A journalist assigned to the Jerusalem bureau takes an apartment overlooking the Wailing Wall....