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Air disaster
Poland’s worst air disaster occurred today when a two-seater Cessna 152 plane crashed into...
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As a result of an internal investigation, one of the Duty Officer’s stunning, blonde...
Things That Took Me Fifty Years To Learn
1.) Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the...
Cup of Coffee
There was this 8 year old kid who lived with his 82 year old...
Oh Human Sexuality
When it comes to human sexuality, men are like microwave ovens and women are...
Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip…
Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip. They hadgone...
Things Dogs Must Try To Remember
I will not play tug-of-war with Dad’s underwear when he’s on the toilet.The garbage...
Magic Johnson on rollerblades…
What do you call Magic Johnson on rollerblades?ROLLAIDS!
Top 10- Hockey vs. Sex
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