yo momma’s SO fat….
yo momma’s so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger popped out...
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says…
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, “Would you...
You might be a redneck if…jeans
You prefer to walk the excess length off your jeans rather then hem them.
Dog jokes 04
|Q: What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?A: A...
Did you hear about the blonde that…
Couldn’t learn to water ski because she couldn’t find a lake with a slope....
Slide Under The Table
A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress,...
The swimming contest.
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest.The first has no arms.The second no legs.And...
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says…
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says, “I hear that...
Ice Hole
There was a competition between a team of blondes and a team of brunettes...
Vincent Van Gogh\’s relatives:
After much careful research, it has been discovered that the artist Vincent Van Gogh...