Americans
Two americans were walking through Leicester but couldn’t agree on how to pronounce it...
4 new fathers.
Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room while their wives were...
Let Me See
A 90-year old man announces his intention to marry a woman of30.He is persuaded...
Half a year to live
|A woman hears from her doctor that she has only half a year to...
Why are the N.Y. Giants like a tampon?
Why are the N.Y. Giants like a tampon?They’re only good for one period and...
Here kitty kitty kitty
This chick goes to her docter and tells him that she can?t get any...
Gone fishing
Henry Abel’s son, David, burst into the house, crying like everything.His Mama asked him...
Definitions of A Diplomat:
Definitions of A Diplomat:Always knows what to talk about, but doesn’t always talk about...
Snail Tracks
Q: Why did God give women legs? A: So that they wouldn’t leave tracks...
Threats Used in Dysfunctional Families
“Finish your lima beans or you’re not getting any heroin for dessert!”"If you don’t...