Whats blue and does not fit any more?
Whats blue and doesn’t fit any more? – A dead epileptic.
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked…
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I...
TONS of Groaners. . .
Q: What’s red and goes up and down?A: A tomato in an elevator.Q: What...
The Top 10 Signs Your Dentist Is Crazy
Keeps trying to sell you extra teeth. His restrooms are labeled “Bleeders” and “Non-Bleeders”...
Tombstone Epitaph VIII
Tombstone Epitaph In a Thurmont, Maryland, cemetery:Here lies an AtheistAll dressed upAnd no place...
Lawyer’s Dog
A lawyer’s dog, running about unleashed, b-lines for the local butcher shop and steals...
What does a man and a floor have in common?
Q: What does a man and a floor have in common? A: You lay...
A Message For The Manager
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub....
Write for mail order
|An elderly fisherman wrote to a mail order house the following: “Please send me...
Big mix-UP
One day, there was a plane that crashed. On it, was Bill Clinton, and...