Aliens At a Gas Pump
Two Aliens land in Detroit, next to a Gas station. The Aliens waddle out...
I don’t owe anything for this drink
|The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, “What’ll you have?” The guy...
Best Friend
A guy is sitting at a bar, throwing back glass after glass of scotch....
A woman had some problems, so she went to her doctor…
A woman had some problems, so she went to her doctor of twenty years.They...
Bill The Duck
A duck walks into a drugstore and says to the pharmacist, “Gimme a chap...
What should they say?
Three buddies die in a car crash, and they go to heaven to an...
Taking measures
“Mom, I’m pregnant.”"How can that be? What did I tell you about sex?”"That I...
How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?
How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?Pick him...
A Mother Cow
What do you call a mother cow that lost her calf?”Decafinated”
Dance
How do you make a Kleenex dance? But a little boogie in it.