Stupid Insults 20/31
Missing a layer of insulation in his attic. Monorail doesn’t go all the way...
Truth Be Told
A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding...
Money Quotes
Money isn’t everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children. J....
It’s a Bummer to be an egg!
It’s a bummer to be an egg because…1) You only get laid once. 2)...
Tombstone Epitaph V
Tombstone Epitaph in Memory of an accident in a Uniontown, Pennsylvania cemetery:Here lies the...
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. “Listen,” he says…
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. “Listen,” he says to...
Blow In Their Ear
Q: What does a blonde say when you blow in their ear?A: “Thanks for...
String Joke
A string walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.The bartender...
Celebrating Blondes
A group of blondes walks into a bar, all excited and giggling. They order...
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?They both fuck up trees!