Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest…
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest. The first has no arms. The second...
Rotweiler and Collie
What do you get when you cross a Rotweiler with a Collie?A dog who...
Horses
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says… “Why the longface?”
First Child
A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
One for dirty minds!
The Gutter-Mind Test!1). What is a four-letter word that ends in k and means...
Library Fast food
A blonde went in the library and walked up to the librarian behind the...
Mouse code!
|What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak?Mouse code!
Warning: Ignore the parrot!
On reaching his plane seat, a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped...
What is the difference between a blonde and a brunette?
What is the difference between a blonde and a brunette? Well about 15 minutes!
Clinton Vacation
Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of...