He’s a real fun guy [fungi]
|Heard on a radio station.What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom?”He’s...
Wart’s new!
|What do you say if you meet a toad?Wart’s new!
Signs your cow has mad-cow disease.
Sure fire signs that your cow has mad-cow disease…Your cow insists on wearing a...
Confession
The new nun goes to her first confession. She tells the priest that she...
2 cute ones…
One Sunday morning a little girl in her Sunday best was running so she...
News war
Serbian official press agency claimed today that Serbian forces shot down two F-117 Planes...
Bubba and Monica
Question: Why should Monica Lewinsky never go to medical school?Answer: She sucked as an...
Explaining his claim
|A farmer who’s been involved in a terrible road accident with a large truck...
No Fishing!
A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked...
Awaken When Roomate Is Having Sex
Do Or Say If You Wake Up To Your Roommate Having Sex50. (the obvious)...