Golden Anniversary
An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen...
A guy from weather bureau
Wife: Who was that on the phone?Husband: Wrong number. Some guy thought this was...
How do you make a dead baby float?
How do you make a dead baby float?Two scoops of ice cream and one...
My feminine side
Bob, who’s gay, decides to go out for a good timeand ends up at...
What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand?
What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand? – Quattro Sink-o
The worm hole!
A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves when the little boy sees...
I’ll get you next slime!
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Little Johnny sat playing in the garden…
Little Johnny sat playing in the garden. When his mother came out to collect...
Program Manager
A lead hardware engineer, a lead software engineer, and their program manager are taking...
No Hemorrhoids
Why don’t men get hemorrhoids?Because they are all perfect assholes!