Filling in for St. Peter
A famous professor of surgery died and went to heaven. At the pearly gate...
Phone Number
Ring Ring…Hello, who is it?Is your phone number 13498732?No.So, why did you pick up...
Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends…
Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends.Brunette: Last night I had *three* orgasms...
Here’s your fee schedule
|A lawyer calls his client to tell him about his fee schedule.”Alright,” the lawyer...
Pocket Drinker
A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double...
Different Balls
A young couple had identical twin sons and nearly everyone had a heck of...
Why did God create man first?
Why did God create man first? So he wouldn’t have to be told how...
Marooned
An American, an Australian and an Irishman were stranded on an island for several...
Well Done!
A man’s house is on fire. No help is in sight so he takes...
As the end of the day drew near…
As the end of the day drew near, the handsome executive called his newly...