Skylights
I had skylights installed at my place the other day…the peoplethat live upstairs are...
What did Bob Dole reply when asked if he preferred…
What did Bob Dole reply when asked if he preferred boxers or briefs? “Depends.”
The Blind Sky Diver
A blind man was describing his favorite sport – parachuting.When asked how this was...
Congratulations
A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed:”Come and bury my wife.”"But I...
Great Pick Up Lines!
I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in...
Fly, baby, fly!
A police officer arrives at an accident scene whereapparently three blondes have leaped to...
Would You Remarry?
Husband: Honey, if I died, would you get remarried? Wife: Well, I suppose so.Husband:...
‘Twas The Night Before Xmas- Redneck
‘Twas the night before Christmas And all through the trailerNot a creature was stirrin’...
How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning
? Fertilized.
Waterfall
What is a waterfall that goes upwards?…Viagrafalls