Cat Heaven
One day a cat dies of natural causes and goes to heaven. Greeting him...
How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Q. How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A. Two. But...
How are you doing?
|A lone tourist who is passing through the suburbs on the way to town...
Lesbian Hit Parade
1. What do you call a cupboard full of lesbians? A licker cabinet.2. What...
Jesus and the Robber
One night a robber broke into a home and heard a voice say, “Jesus...
How are men like UFOs?
How are men like UFOs?You don’t know where they come from, what their mission...
Sex on Sabbath
A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin because he...
An old bloke in the Northern Territory was showing…
An old bloke in the Northern Territory was showing some tourists how to top...
A blond at a party was telling her friend…
A blond at a party was telling her friend thatshe was off men for...
Chinese laundry man
This guy is walking through Chinatown. He is fascinated with all the Chinese Restaurants,...