Inlaw/Outlaw Difference
What is the difference between inlaws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted! or You can...
The Psychiatric Hotline
“Hello, welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.”If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If...
How do you give a cowboy a hard-on?
How do you give a cowboy a hard-on?Moooo-ooo-ooo
Only in America do we use the word ‘politics’…
Only in America… do we use the word ‘politics’ to describethe process so well:...
Jif
Yo momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
The 2 Bums!
A lady is throwing a party for her granddaughter, and had gone all out…...
Scientists Decode the First Message From an Alien Civilization…
scientists Decode the First Message From an AlienCivilization…Simply send 6 x 10 to the...
Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia?
Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia?Everyone has the same DNA.
Mars and Venus
I never have quite figured out why the sexual urges of men & women...
A small mistake
The divorce court was attentive as the wealthy Yuppette complained to the Judge that...