Not Just Sex
They say that men only think about sex. That’s not exactly true.They also care...
Warning all shoplifters
|Warning to shoplifters: Anyone caught shoplifting will be beaten, gagged, whipped and tortured. Any...
Return your keys
|Before a friend’s wedding reception, we passed out keys (blanks) to several girls and...
Americans
Two americans were walking through Leicester but couldn’t agree on how to pronounce it...
Nun Attacked by Gorilla
Three nun’s were touring the local zoo one sunny afternoon having a picnic. While...
Death by Job Title!
Three guys were on a trip to Saudi Arabia. One day, they stumbled into...
Naughty, Naughty
One day a man came home from work to find his wife crying hysterically...
Have you ever read Shakespeare?
One blonde to another…Have you ever read Shakespeare?No. Who wrote it?
Grass Sandwich
At a local college dance, a guy from America asked the girl from Sweden...
How big is the penis of Bill Clinton?
How big is Bill Clinton’s Penis? Not as big as Hillary’s