Elephant vs Ants Soccer Game
It was a boring Sunday afternoon in the jungle so the Elephants decided to...
You Might Be A College Student:
You Might Be A College Student:If you average 3 hours of sleep a nightIf...
Hellen Keller
Why does Hellen Keller use one hand to masturbate?Because she uses the other to...
Girls and Hockey
Why can’t girls play hockey?Because they have to change their pads every period!
Alternatives to Win95
Microsoft’s ad slogan for Windows 95 was “Where do you want to go today?”Now...
1 wish ?
Two guys, of limited intelligence, were on a ship that sank in the middle...
The Italian colonel had his brigade arrayed in full parade…
The Italian colonel had his brigade arrayed in full parade dress, proudly ready for...
Make Me A Newfie
An Ontarian wanted to become a Newfie (ie. a Newfoundlander). He went to a...
The third wish
A young man fell in a pit one day, and found a magic lamp...
Mom’s Dictionary
Amnesia: Condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to become romantic...