Escaping from a lion
Two guys in a jungle, come around a corner and meet a lion head-on...
Heavy Thinker-like Drinker
The Heavy ThinkerIt started out innocently enough. I began to think at parties now...
Did You Hear?
Did you hear about the blonde who…had more on her body than on her...
Stand Still, Soldier!
Military training:During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had...
A woman comes home…
A woman comes home from the doctor and tells her husband the bad news...
Yo mamma’s so fat!
Yo mamma’s so fat the cops had to use “The Jaws of life” to...
Describe professions
|What does your profession say about you?1. MARKETING – You are ambitious yet stupid....
Anybody Home?
A boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about...
What’s the difference between acne and a priest?
Ok, kids, here’s the gross one…Q: What’s the difference between acne and a priest?A:...
The Bobbitt Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray my penis I will keep,...