The Walrus
Why do Walruses go to Tupperware parties?To find a tight Seal.
Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500…
Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500 on a single hand, clutches...
Top 10 Reasons…John Glenn
Top 10 Reasons No One Wants to go into Space with John Glenn again:10....
Carstianity
“Haul a Yugo. Haul a Yugo.” Gearly beloved, we are Blazered here in the...
Tombstone Epitaph VIII
Tombstone Epitaph In a Thurmont, Maryland, cemetery:Here lies an AtheistAll dressed upAnd no place...
A couple came upon a wishing well…
A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish...
The Six-pack!
Three guys were working on a high rise building project: Steve, Bill and Charlie....
Playing With Vibrator
A 60 year old woman came home one day and heard strange noises in...
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
|Why is a frog luckier than a cat?Because a frog croaks all the time...
BAR TROUBLESHOOTING CHART
SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless.FAULT: Glass empty.ACTION: Get someone to buy you another...