Tilt Steering
Q: Why do blondes like tilt steering?A: More head room.
Generous lawyer
A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation...
Saving one of them
Doctor: We operated on your eyes and we’ve managed to save one of them.Patient:...
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Q. – How do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed?A....
Dear John Reply
The soldier serving overseas and far from home was annoyed and upset when his...
Medicine Cabinet
Why did the blonde tip toe past the medicine cabinet? So she wouldn’t wake...
The Frustrated Bee
Why was the bee flying around with his legs crossed? He couldn’t find a...
Does DEC still make toasters?..
Does DEC still make toasters…? They made good toasters in the ’70s, didn’t they?
Maybe next time.
This one little boy in about 4th or 5th grade was trying out for...
Yo mamma so fat… elevater
Yo mamma is so fat, she went in the elevator, and when she pressed...