yo momma
Yo momma so damn heavy that when she stands on the scales to get...
One day a little boy over heard his parents…
One day a little boy over heard his parents in the bedrooom arguing,”You bitch,...
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Yo’ mama’s so fat when she get’s out of bed in New York she...
The seven kinds of passionate women
The seven kinds of passionate women 1.The Optimist – “Yes! Yes! Yes!” 2.The Pessimist...
Giddy-up
A blonde goes horse back riding. It starts out slow, but then it starts...
Best Part
Did you hear that they are going to stop circumcising men?They discovered they were...
Blondes
A blonde and a brunette are taking a walk, and the burnette goes, “Oh...
More Pick Up Lines
1. I want you almost as much as I want world peace.2. You can...
A little nine year old girl was in church with her mother…
A little nine year old girl was in church with her mother when she...
Off To Barcelona
A psychiatrist on his rounds in a mental hospital sees a couple of patients...