Creative Answering Machine Messages
You’re growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You feel very sleepy now. You...
The Bobbitt Hillbillies!
Ballad of the Bobbitt Hillbillies! Sung to the tune of the Beverly Hillbillies:Here’s a...
A couple married forty years were revisiting the…
A couple married forty years were revisiting the same placesthey went to on their...
Little Johnny was in class again…
Little Johnny was in class again.Teacher asked everyone “Can anyone tell me a sentence...
New scientific theories III
New scientific theories2nd RunnerUp- The ‘Why Yawning Is Contagious’ Theory: You yawnto equalize the...
Felines
Why are felines the best ever animals? Because they’re purrrrrrrfect and grrrrrreat!
Yo mama is so dirty
Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater. Yo mama so...
DEADHEADS
|A man in Orange County Municipal Court had been ticketed for driving alone in...
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
Mail carriers.
What kind of drugs are mail carriers not tested for?SPEED!