POE and PCs
Once upon a midnight dreary, fingers cramped and vision bleary, System manuals piled high...
Conversation over dinner
Conversation over dinner: WOMAN: What would you do if I died? Would you get...
Light and Hard
Whats the difference between light and hard???You can go to sleep with the light...
Eucalyptus Road
Sue Ellen passed away so Billy Bob called 911. The operator promised to send...
Three nurses all decided to play a joke on the doctor…
Three nurses all decided to play a joke on the doctor they worked for....
Adages and Questions
What do you call an unemployed jester? … Nobody’s fool.Half of being smart is...
You might be a redneck if… girlfriend
You’ve ever spray painted your girlfriend’s name on an overpass.
Skunks
What do you call a pair of skunks that are 69′ing?OdorEaters!!!
Can\’t See
Patient to optometrist: I’m very worried about the outcome of this operation, doctor. What...
Outrageous lying
|A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...