Read The Manual Please!
IMPORTANT! READ THIS BEFORE USING YOUR NEW DEVICECongratulations! You have purchased an extremely fine...
What is George W. Bush’s favorite town in Texas?
What is George W. Bush’s favorite town in Texas?Kilgore,TX
A woman walks into a tattoo parlour…
A woman walks into a tattoo parlour and asks ‘Do you do custom work?”Why...
Simple Chinese
Dung On MAI Shu————I stepped in excrementAi Wan Tu Bang Yu———Let’s sleep togetherAi Bang...
No problem
A guy walks into his doctor and says,”Doc, you gotta help me, I can’t...
How all careers end
|How careers end… Lawyers are disbarred. Ministers are defrocked. Electricians are delighted. Far Eastern...
A guy in a bar
The bartender asks him “What’ll you have?”. The guy answers, “A scotch, please”. The...
Mystery Writer
Q: How can you tell if a blonde writes mysteries?A: She has a checkbook.
Blondes and Beer In Hell
A fellow dies, goes to hell, and is surprised when confronted by a room...
Difficult shot
Bob stood over his tee short on the 18th hole for what seemed like...