Best Pickup Lines I’ve Used
The word of the day is “LEGS”, let’s go back to my place and...
George W Bush meets Moses!
George W. Bush, in an airport lobby, noticed a man in a long flowing...
Top Ten Television Shows in Iraq
“Husseinfeld” “Mad About Everything” “U.S. Military Secrets Revealed” “Suddenly Sanctions” “Allah McBeal” “Wheel of...
Pet owners
There’s a guy with a Doberman Pinscher and a guywith a Chihuahua. The guy...
A trip to Pittsburg.
There were three priests in a railroad station, all wanting to go hometo Pittsburg....
Two Black Eyes
Jack was returning to work Monday morning with two black eyes. His work mates...
Coffee
Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud.Yes sir, it’s fresh ground.
Wedding Prank
These three friends, a Dentist, a Carpenter, and an Electrician were sitting around trying...
Excuse for speeding
|A cop pulls a car over on the highway for speeding. When he asks...
To Fry a Peter
Q: What do you use to fry a peter?A: Peter Pan.