Men Like Microwave Dinners
Why do men like frozen microwave dinners so much?They like being able to both...
Knock Knock Jokes 13
Knock Knock Who’s there? Amsterdam! Amsterdam who? Amsterdam tired of all these Knock Knock...
On a cross-country bus trip…
On a cross-country bus trip, Mrs. Davis became extremely queasy dueto motion sickness.She make...
Preparing Chickens
Went to lunch with a friend today to a new chicken place. We asked...
Tuns of Puns!
How do you get holy water?Boil the hell out of it.What did the fish...
Burglar
A burglar, needing money to pay his income taxes, decided to rob the safe...
Condom Brands
Which condom would you use….Nike Condoms: Just do it.Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.Diet...
GOD’s New Commandment!
NEWS FLASH – GOD ANNOUNCES THE 11TH COMMANDMENT!During a recent staff meeting in Heaven,...
Strongest Man
The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around...
I wrote it!
There was this guy walking down the road when he noticed a night clubahead....