Destroying property
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
I\\\’m A Wheelbarrow
Patient: Doctor, people tell me I’m a wheelbarrow. Psychiatrist: Don’t let people push you...
Thoughts
Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? Why is it...
Willy’s rolling down the hall of a retirement home…
Willy’s rolling down the hall of a retirement home actinglike he’s driving a car,...
What’s the Beer for?
A man went into the proctologist’s office for his first exam. The doctor told...
A stockbroker catches his wife in bed with another man…
A stockbroker catches his wife in bed with another man.He says to her, “What’s...
So there were two guys on a roof, pounding nails…
So there were two guys on a roof, pounding nails. One guy pounded a...
Off the cliff!
The car sped off the highway, went through the guardrail, rolled down a cliff,...
Blonde quickies 41-60
Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earings? A: They have to have some place...
Elephant jokes 05
|Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?So he could hide in the cherry...