We are the best of friends
|The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude and said, “Since we are the...
Things That Took Me Fifty Years To Learn
1.) Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the...
Two Polish guys went away on their annual hunting expedition…
Two Polish guys went away on their annual hunting expedition, andby accident one was...
Little Johnny helps Grandma.
One day, Grandma sent her grandson Johnny down to the water hole to get...
How To Get Rid Of Roaches
How does the single woman get rid of roaches?She asks them for a commitment.
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Don’t steal… The government doesn’t like competition!
I.Q. of 50?
|What do you call a man with an I.Q. of 50?Gifted!
Inseparable
We have a young married couple in the neighborhood who are truly inseparable. Last...
Why don’t men get mad cow disease?
A woman asks: “Why don’t men get mad cow disease?”Another woman replies: “Because men...
Rectum Wins
One day the different parts of the body were having an argument to see...