Men and Spray Paint Alike
Why are men and spray paint alike?One squeeze and they’re all over you.
Stupid Insults 28/31
Spent a decade on the leading edge of drug experimentation. Still boots to DOS....
Why are politicians like diapers?
Why are politicians like diapers?Both should be changed regularly and for the same reason.
Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?
Q: Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?A: Bachelors come home, check to...
Pillsbury Doughboy Dead at 71!
Veteran Pillsbury spokesman Pop N. Fresh died yesterday of a severe yeastinfection.He was 71.Fresh...
Nationalities
Q: What nationality are you if you’re going to the bathroom? A: EuropeanQ: And...
Another Dog With No Legs
Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?A: It don’t matter what...
A Lutheran minister is driving down…
A Lutheran minister is driving down to New York to see the radio show...
Natalie
The Madam opens the brothel door to see an elderly man standing in the...
Trapped On A Rock
There was a man that was stranded, standing on nothing but a rock in...