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Questions and Answers!
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Dear Maevis,I have become a little older since I saw you last and a...
Leave a Specimen
This 82-year-old man married a 22-year-old woman and they decided that they wanted to...
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Cry Baby
Knock Knock…Who’s There?Boo…Boo Who?Stop crying it’s just a joke!
The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic…
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Arizona Crazy Law
You may not have more than two dildos in a house. Any misdemeanor committed...