If Restaurants Functioned Like Microsoft…
Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support waiter.Waiter. What...
There was this man in a mental hospital…
There was this man in a mental hospital. All day he would put his...
Sex on Sabbath
A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin because he...
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?”Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!”
Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna
Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna And who says our controllers don’t have...
Traveling Saleman.
Mr. Jones, upon returning from a business trip was shocked to find his wife...
A cowboy along with his horse and dog are captured late one…
A cowboy along with his horse and dog are captured late oneafternoon by hostile...
Letters from charities
|I am always getting those return address labels from charities wanting money.The other day,...
Monica & the Genie!
Monica Lewinsky was walking on the beach when she found a lantern washed up...
The man walked past the armored car and hears…
The man walked past the armored car and hears people talking inside. He stepped...