U of Berkeley Products
There are two major products to come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIXThis is...
Breaking and Entering
A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
Lazy
How can you tell if a man you’re dating is lazy?He throws his kisses.
She was so blond…
She was so blond, she thought Boys II Men was a daycare center.
Witch
What do you call a witch at the beach? I don’t know? A sand-witch!
Police Officer
A man driving on the highway is pulled up by a police officer on...
CelebRate!
The Pope dies and, naturally, goes to heaven. He’s met by the reception committee,...
Little Mermaid
Three fellows walking along the beach noticed a mermaid sitting on a rock swishing...
What’s the definition of bravery?
What’s the definition of bravery?A man with diarrhea chancing a fart!
She’s Smoking
Two young couples marry the same day and, being all friends, leave together for...