Interview with a Pirate!
The pirate Red Beard was being interviewed by a newspaper reporter who was looking...
Cold Bikers
Once, there were two bikers driving down the highway on a cold afternoon.”Man! commented...
The Gay in the Bar
A gay guy walks into a bar and says “bartender give me a brewskie.”The...
elephant sex
Did you know that elephants actually have their sexual organs in their feet?Yup, if...
Sound Dirty In Law But Aren’t:
Things That Sound Dirty In Law But Aren’t…Have you looked through her briefs?He is...
How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?
How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?One, but for...
24 Hours to Live.
After dozens of very expensive tests and weeks of hospitalization, the rich old man...
What’s the one thing you can do to a Jewish…
What’s the one thing you can do to a Jewish girl’s assholeto make her...
Elephants VIII
What has two grey legs and two brown legs?An elephant with diarrhea.What do you...
Male/Female Definitions!
THINGY (thing-ee) n. female: Any part under a car’s hood. male: The strap fastener...