Snail talk
Q. What did the snail say when he climbed onto the turtles back?A. WHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jelly
I was caring for a woman from Kentucky and asked, “So how?s your breakfast...
King of the Jungle
Three animals were having a hugeargument over who was the best.The first, a hawk,...
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Bill Gates, the Antichrist
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The Rabid Neighbor!
A neighbor of mine was bit by a stray rabid dog. I went to...
Golfer Pays His Respects
A golfer and his buddies where playing a big round of golf for $200....
Great Reasons To Be A Guy!
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Buckwheat Lets the Cat Outta the Bag
Buckwheat Lets the Cat Outta the Bag One day the little rascals were sitting...
Wedding Prank
These three friends, a Dentist, a Carpenter, and an Electrician were sitting around trying...