Yo mamma!!!
-I went into your house, took a booger of the wall and yo mamma...
How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?
How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?Fill the gas tank!
Two guys were discussing popular family trends…
Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and values.Stu said, “I...
You know you’re out of college when…
You know you’re out of college when…1. Your salary is less than your tuition.2....
What is a country song played backwards?
What is a country song played backwards?Your wife gets back with you, your dog...
Ducks love grapes
A duck walks into a convenience store. He asks the man at the counter,...
Salad
Boss asks secretary “Do you know what the difference is between a Caesar Salad...
football fan to rescue
Two boys are playing football in Central Park when one is attacked by a...
Dumber Sex
Diamonds are a girl’s best friend. Dogs are man’s best friend. So which is...
The Belt
Why was the belt arrested?Because it held up a pair of pants!