Things learned from children…
Some things I’ve learned from my children:Super glue “is” forever.No matter how much Jell-O...
Things men shouldn’t say after sex…
Things Men Should “Never” Say After Sex:1) “I was kidding about being sterile, you...
The Crazies
A man is walking along the road, when he hears someone shouting “Twelve! Twelve!”...
Tossed Off A Ship
A panhandler was caught trying to sneak aboard a Princess liner about to embark...
What has four legs and smells like fish?
What has four legs and smells like fish? Clinton’s desk.
The Tyson one-liners
|Q: What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight?A: No stupid...
Flying condom
Why did the condom fly across the room?? It got pissed off!!!
Did you hear about the Mexico City earthquake?
Q: Did you hear about the Mexico City earthquake?A: It did $100 million worth...
Real advertisements 01
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. Lost:...
Brain to nerves
How does the brain communicate with the nerves?With a Cell phone!