I tried phone sex once…
I tried phone sex once, but the holes were too small.
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On the Menu today!
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My twenty cents
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Make me an uncle!
Stan was seconds away from receiving a vasectomy when his brother and sister-in-law barged...
A Horse walks into a Bar
A Horse walks into a bar: “Hey buddy,” says the bartender, “why the long...
Stupid Insults 31/31
Uses thumbtacks to post notes — on his refrigerator. Uses two hands to eat...
yo mama is so fat.. neck
Yo mama is so fat, that the back of her neck looks like a...