No Pantyhose
There’s this old man in a nursing home and he’s hornier than hell. So...
Condom Education.
A father and his son go into the grocery store when they happen upon...
Polak Catches Wife In Affair
This Polak came home one day from work, hung up his coat, took off...
Knock-Knocks 4 Kids Galore
Knock! Knock!Who’s there?Rita.Rita who?Rita book, you might learn something.Knock! Knock!Who’s there?Police.Police who?Police open the...
Mice Krispies!
|What are crisp, like milk and go ‘eek, eek, eek’ when you eat them?Mice...
Church announcement bloopers!
15 actual announcements taken from church bulletins:1. Don’t let worry kill you- let the...
Job for Mom
In the old country, it is a custom for women to enter virginal and...
Catch the Phrase
The following phrase:PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA can be rearranged (with no lettersleft over,...
Polish Prisoner’s Request
An Englishman, a Frenchman and a Polak were captured by the Germans and thrown...
The Golden Urinal
A man came home drunk at four in the morning, and his wife was...