What is white and flies across the sky?
What is white and flies across the sky? The coming of the Lord.
Kentucky Crazy Law
No person shall sell, exchange, offer to sell or exchange, display or possess living...
Father and Son discussion.
Somewhere in America, next week…Dad: Son, come in here, we need to talk. Son:...
Methods of execution
|There were three guys, a Torontonian, an American and a Newfoundlander. They were all...
Marriage Quotes
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Rodney Dangerfield...
How do you embarrass an archeologist?
Q: How do you embarrass an archeologist?A: Give him a used tampon and ask...
The girl knelt in the confessional and said…
The girl knelt in the confessional and said,”Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.”"What...
Why do blondes like lightning?
Why do blondes like lightning? They think someone is taking their picture.
What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers?
What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers?Desert.
Farmer and the Pretty Lady
One day, farmer Jones was in town picking up supplies for his farm. He...