Ultimate rejection!
What is the ultimate rejection?When you are masturbating and your hand falls asleep!
Secret
This guy walks into a bar and two steps in realizes it’s a gay...
Mother’s dictionary
|Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too.Defense: What...
Work quotes
The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry...
Dog jokes 07
|Q: What do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and...
Presidential Debate Drinking Game
Since I couldn?t find a good drinking game for the upcoming Presidential debates online,...
Just Before I Die
Showing his friend around his his home, Jennings pointed out all of the collectibles...
Nag Nag Nag!
A man left work one Friday afternoon. But, it being payday, instead of going...
Zit?
Q: What do you call a zit on a blonde’s butt?A: A brain tumor.
Rotten Little Johnny
Kids: “Hello Miss Saunders, can Johnny come out to play?” Mother: “I am sorry...