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A 70 year old man went to his doctor’s office to get a sperm...
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This blonde was at a coke machine and and put her change in and...
A day late.
Guy goes to the doctor to get the results of a health check. Doctor...
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Did you hear about the redneck who was shootin craps?He blew a hole in...
Ways to Terrorize a Telemarketer
Tell them to talk VERY SLOWLY, because you want to write EVERY WORD down....
A woman reported the disappearance of her husband…
A woman reported the disappearance of her husband to the police. The officer looked...
How do Catholics separate the men from the boys?
Q: How do Catholics separate the men from the boys?A: With a crowbar.
Presidential Promise
The president was trying to keep his presidential promise by puttingmore women on his...
What do you get when you cross a Jehova’s Witness…
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mBragging about old times
Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days. “Why, my...