If You Are Unhappy
Once upon a time, there was a non-conforming sparrow who decided not to fly...
Siamese Twins in England
Why did the Siamese twins move to England?So the other one could drive.
Princess Diana On The Radio
Q: Did you hear Princess Diana was on the radio?A: Yep, and on the...
If Men were made by Kodak!
Wouldn’t it be great if men were made by Kodak!They would automatically shut off...
Your mom is soooo fat…
Your mom is so fat, I can get morning exercise by running around here!
Famous Uses of the F Word
What the fuck was that?The Mayor of HiroshimaLook at all these fucking IndiansGeneral CusterFull...
Fascinating Little Johnny!
A teacher asked her students to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence. Mary...
The Neutron
A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, “How much for abeer?”The...
Clarification Of Corporate Lingo
Clarification Of Corporate LingoEmployer’s Lingo:”COMPETITIVE SALARY” We remain competitive by paying less than our...
An engineer, doctor, and pastor golfing
|A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly...