Yankee Doodle history
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer?
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer? A...
What do you get if you sleep under a cow?
What do you get if you sleep under a cow?A PAT on the head.Sent...
A mouse and a lion walk were in a bar…
A mouse and a lion walk were in a bar, drinking a few beers...
I’ll have nun of that!
A nun was walking in the convent when one of the Fathers noticed she...
Ice Cubes
Q: Why are there no ice cubes in the blonde’s freezer? A: She forgot...
Why does a blonde girl always have a bruise around her belly button?
Why does a blonde girl always have a bruise around her belly button???Cause blonde...
Cross With A Blonde
Q: What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?A1: I...
Duh!
Q: How do you recognize a blonde at the airport?A: She’s the one throwing...
Discipline
Let a pig and a boy have everything they want, and you’ll get a...