Talk with God
MAN: God, my girlfriend is so pretty and has such pretty hair.GOD: I know,...
Two cows were talking in the field one day…
Two cows were talking in the field one day.First Cow: Have you heard about...
Homer Simpson Laugh-Lines!
Oh, yeah, what are you gonna do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or...
Pulling Teeth
A man & wife entered a dentist’s office. The Wife said, “I want a...
Men vs Women (long classic!)
RELATIONSHIPSFirst of all, a man does not call it a relationship. He refers to...
This guy was driving down the highway…
This guy was driving down the highway and was pulled overby the cops. The...
4 gay guys walk into a bar…
4 gay guys walk into a bar.There is only 1 4 legged stool left,...
Its Bedtime!
The bride lay in bed on the first night of their honeymoon while her...
In the Bathroom
If you’re an American when you’re out of the bathroom, what are you when...
Pack your bags honey!..
This guy runs home and bursts in yelling, “Pack your bags honey, I just...