Bill The Duck
A duck walks into a drugstore and says to the pharmacist, “Gimme a chap...
For all animal lovers out there
For all animal lovers out there:How do you make a cat go ‘woof’? Soak...
Black Peas???
How did Black eye peas get their name?They were fighting over the Chick peas!
No Legs, Ditch
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a...
Blonde in the Library.
A blonde walks into the library. She walks up to the counter, SLAMS a...
Sleep well
Life Insurance Agent:Don’t let me frighten you into a decision. Sleep on it tonight,...
Why do priests wear shorts in the shower?
Why do priests wear shorts in the shower?They don’t like to look down on...
Elephants V
Why do elephants live in herds?To get a wholesale reduction on the shoes with...
Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a girl and a toilet?A: A toilet doesn’t want...
I’m going ice fishing!
|A blonde who got a fishing rod for her birthday decided to go ice...