I’ll tell them slowly
|”Hey,” said a new arrival in the pub, “I’ve got some great Irish jokes.”"Before...
An invisible man is here to see you
|Nurse: Doctor, there is an invisible man in your waiting room.Doctor: Tell him I...
A very depressed man
|There’s a man sitting at a bar just looking at his drink. He stays...
Clinton movie titles…
Some possible titles for the new Bill Clinton movie:Dial M for Monica Saving Clinton’s...
Bottle of Evian water?
|Q: Ever wonder about people who pay $2 for a bottle of Evian water?A:...
Amish father
Q: How does an Amish father find his daughter in the field? A: Pretty...
Cross mouse cards!
|What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time?Cross mouse cards!
face like a million dollars
You’ve a face like a million dollars.All green and wrinkled!
Do you need a sign?
Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, “I’m Stupid”. That way...
Husband’s Great Gift
A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman’s face was severely...