Your Mommas…
Your Momma’s teeth are so yellow that when she smiles people SLOW DOWN!
Ducks in Heaven
Three women die in a car accident and go to Heaven. Saint Peter meets...
Flaming Airplane
Four guys were in an airplane, which was going down in flames. There were...
If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine at you…
If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine at you,what have you...
Two gay male lovers were talking and Bob says to Jon…
Two gay male lovers were talking and Bob says to Jon, “I wish I...
Stupid Insults 31/31
Uses thumbtacks to post notes — on his refrigerator. Uses two hands to eat...
Seems this elderly couple went to the clinic…
Seems this elderly couple went to the clinic and asked to be tested for...
A smart Blonde
Q: How did a Blonde try to kill a bird ?? A: She through...
Procrastinator’s Creed
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Robbing a locked bank
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...