Famous Quotes
One Friday morning, a teacher came up with a novel way to motivateher class....
Businessman is dying
|A businessman on his deathbed called his friend and said, “Bill, I want you...
Quickies
1) Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother. 2) How do...
Once when Mary was young her school…
Once when Mary was young her school had a halloween party for themmary decided...
Biting Nails
Two golden-agers were discussing their husbands over tea. “I do wish that my Elmer...
Newly Wed Couple
this newly wed couple were on there honey moon and where about to have...
Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?
Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?Anywhere he wants!
Fatal Things To Say To Your Pregnant Wife
17. “I finished the Oreo’s.” 16. “Not to imply anything, but I don’t think...
Sex Like A Convenience Store
Why is sex with your spouse like a convenience store?There’s not much variety, but...
New Words for the 90s
New Words for the 2000sBlamestorming – Sitting around in a group discussing why a...