Plastic Wrap
This cazy guy walks into an insane asylum wearing nothing but plastic wrap as...
Two girls are sitting in a movie-theater…
Two girls are sitting in a movie-theater. “That man beside me is fumbling his...
Doctor, Doctor!
“Doctor Doctor i feel like a bridge!”"What’s come over you?”"2 buses, 3 motorbikes and...
Jose can you see!
A man named Jose went to America to see the Yankees vs. the Red...
ELEMENT: WOMAN
ELEMENT: WOMANSYMBOL: WO DISCOVERER: ADAM ATOMIC MASS:Accepted as 53.6 Kg, but known to vary...
St. Peter
A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were...
You know you’re out of college when…
You know you’re out of college when…1. Your salary is less than your tuition.2....
Yo mama is so lazy
Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has...
Lawyers
A man calls his lawyers office. When the receptionist answers the phone he asks...
Polish Party
Q: How do you ruin a Polish party?A: Flush the punch bowl.