Swearing Parrot
There’s this fellow with a parrot. And this parrot swears like a sailor, I...
Speech Impediment
Q: What is the blonde’s chronic speech impediment?A: She can’t say “No”.
Medical terminology
|Artery — Study of paintingsBacteria — Back door of cafeteriaBarium — What doctors do...
A town in Poland had only one cow…
A town in Poland had only one cow and it stopped giving milk. The...
Blonde & Brunette
A blonde and a brunette were watching the 11:00 pm news. The currentnews story...
With best intentions
As you may know, the Albuquerque housing market is becoming as tight as the...
Wheel of disfortune
Your momma so stupid that when she goes on wheel of fortune she buysa...
Went Fishing, Got Caught
A man phones home from his office and tells his wife: “Something has just...
Fatherly feelings
One night a wife found her husband standing over their baby’s crib. Silently she...
Taliban’s Fall TV Line-Up
The Taliban’s Fall TV Line-upMONDAYS:8:00 – “Husseinfeld”8:30 – “Mad About Everything”9:00 – “Suddenly Sanctions”9:30...