Stupid Insults 25/31
Posts empty articles to Usenet, and enjoys rereading them later. Prefers three left turns...
U of Berkeley Products
There are two major products to come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIXThis is...
Like Bowling Ball
Q: What do a bowling ball and a blonde have in common?A: Chances are...
If Only Life Could Be Like A Computer
If you messed up your life, you could press “Ctrl, Alt, Delete” and start...
The “Polish Virus”.
You have just received the “POLISH VIRUS!”As we don’t have any programming experience,this Virus...
Very Short Lists
Very Short Lists:1) List of Golf Courses that do not allow Doctors2) List of...
Positive Outlooks on Life…
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.A conclusion is...
A woman went to the bar with a black eye…
A woman went to the bar with a black eye.”How’d ya get that?” asked...
Daylight Savings Time Reform
Immodest Proposal #1: Daylight Savings Time Reform Richard S. Holmes, RICH@suhep.phy.syr.edu It happens every...
Application rejections
|Baxter ConnersVice PresidentCompany 203203 Wall St.New York, NY 10015Dear Mr. Conners,Thank you for your...